The Golf War

2009: The year the Golf War broke out. It all began when Tiger Wood's mother, Kultida, discovered his affair with Elin Nordegren. Kultida, a stout Catholic by trade, didn't approve of his actions and in retaliation launched the Golf War.

A true tragedy, as this was entirely outside of Tiger's power. The night of the incident, he was latched on by the Affair Monkey, and he succumbed to its possessions. It was only several days into the war did Tiger find that he was targeted by the Affair Monkey. He then used the fortune amounted during his golf career to hire the best hitman to eliminate the Monkey: Irving Summers.

Summers was a master rifleman in his SAS years. After he retired, he found that the civilian life wasn't fit for him. He then moved to the US and worked as an assassin. He would only take hits on people that he knew were complete scum, often terrorists or used car salesmen. When Tiger called him up and explained the situation, Summers had no objections taking on the job.

However, Summers knew that his rifle would be too risky, the bullet would take out both the Monkey and Tiger Woods. He would have to use his M1911-A1 handgun to eliminate the Monkey.

Summers ran to Tiger's aid, who was entrenched in the Torrey Pines golf course fighting his mother. As Summers was lining up his shot, but then the US military decided to intervene. Drone Hellfire rockets and UH-1 machine gun rounds peppered the sky, throwing him off balance. Just before he was able to take the shot, he was hit in the back by a US marine sniper, who thought Summers was trying to kill Tiger Woods. During his last moments, Summers shot the Affair Monkey, ending the Golf War.

Rest in Peace Irving Summers, 1954-2009